Log #401 – Mess Hall Dumpster
Report by Agent Pines
Raccoon observed bypassing padlock. Accessed entire contents. Evidence of teamwork: ██████████.
ACCESSING RACCOON LOGS...
Warning: Clearance Level Raven or higher required for full visibility.
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Log #402 – South Trail Cam
Report by Agent Drift
Camera found covered in tiny pawprints. Video shows raccoons forming "V" formation. Interruption at 02:11 am, all footage redacted.
Log #403 – Chapel Supply Closet
Report by Agent Wren
All hymnals replaced with torn snack wrappers. Chewed Bible open to Psalm 27.
Log #404 – Lake Cabin 3B
Report by Agent Ember
Cache raided overnight. Raccoon left message in jam: "NOT YOUR CACHE".
Log #405 – Dorm Hallway
Report by Agent Pines
Agent tripped over line of acorns spelling "STAY BACK". Suspect raccoon warning tactic.
Log #406 – West Storage Shed
Report by Agent Drift
Padlock missing. Found wedged in vending machine. Note inside: "ACCESS GRANTED".
Log #407 – Lost and Found
Report by Agent Ember
Entire bin missing. Security footage replaced by looping raccoon staring directly into camera for 7 hours.
Log #408 – Bear Box 7
Report by Agent Pines
Cache found filled with glitter, trail mix, and single rubber duck. Suspected Raccoon Syndicate "calling card".
Log #409 – Old Faithful Restroom
Report by Agent Wren
Raccoons lined entire sink area with toilet paper. No human prints present. Mirror fogged with "🐾🐾🐾".
Log #410 – Observation Bunker
Report by Agent Drift
Surveillance system shows static, then flashes "We see you" at 3:33 am. No entry logged. All trash cans emptied.
Log #411 – Supply Truck
Report by Agent Ember
Engine compartment filled with acorns, sunflower seeds, and field log page #42. Suspected message: 42.
Log #412 – Campfire Ring 2
Report by Agent Pines
Campfire ring rearranged into pentagram. Marshmallows missing. Charred pawprint in center—glowed orange for two minutes.
Log #413 – Canteen
Report by Agent Wren
Agents report suspicious fizzing in water supply. Analysis: trace of grape soda. Field notes left in raccoon handwriting.
Log #414 – Supply Closet
Report by Agent Drift
Every flashlight battery missing. Single pawprint on shelf. Tape recorder left playing faint giggling noises.
Log #415 – North Pavilion
Report by Agent Ember
Picnic tables rearranged in a maze. Acorns at every corner. Overheard faint chant: "THE MAZE".
Log #416 – Dorm Room 8A
Report by Agent Pines
Field uniform shredded. Raccoon hair left on every button. Desk sticky note: "NICE TRY".
Log #417 – Canteen Refrigerator
Report by Agent Wren
All cheese replaced by pebbles. Single note: "CHΞDDAR HΞIST".
Log #418 – Rec Room
Report by Agent Drift
Foosball table reassembled upside down. Only clue: one raccoon whisker taped to the goalie.
Log #419 – Trash Corral
Report by Agent Ember
All bags arranged to form "7-B". Dumpster padlock left with chewed key. Security camera covered in peanut butter.
Log #420 – EDR Kitchen
Report by Agent Pines
Food order system sent out mysterious message: "MIDNIGHT BANQUET". All potato chips missing.
Log #421 – Power Shed
Report by Agent Wren
Lights flickered in Morse code. Decoded: "IN THE WALLS".
Log #422 – Dorm Bathroom
Report by Agent Drift
Every soap dispenser empty. Single pawprint in each sink. Mirror fogged with message: "NOT CLEAN".
Log #423 – Cache 3B
Report by Agent Ember
Cache contents replaced with pine cones. Field notes show code: "CONETACT".
Log #424 – West Trail
Report by Agent Pines
Path lined with tiny stick arrows pointing east. Surveillance footage shows dozens of raccoons working in silence at 4:44 am.
Log #425 – Dumpster Bay
Report by Agent Wren
Agent startled by synchronized raccoon "staredown." Lasted four minutes. Agent later discovered their lunch was missing.
Log #426 – Mess Hall
Report by Agent Drift
Every utensil coated in grape jelly. Silverware drawer jammed shut with paw-shaped wad of napkins.
Log #427 – Chapel Roof
Report by Agent Ember
Pawprints lead up and over steeple. Small nest built out of hymn page shreds and foil gum wrappers.
Log #428 – Security Office
Report by Agent Pines
All monitor feeds replaced by looping footage of a raccoon in a tiny tuxedo, bowing repeatedly.
Log #429 – Basement Archive
Report by Agent Wren
Important files shredded, then neatly stacked. Audio logs erased and replaced by sound of running water.
Log #430 – Field Office Printer
Report by Agent Pines
Printer jammed with acorn shells. Last document contained only the phrase: "WE ARE MANY".
Log #431 – Admin Desk
Report by Agent Drift
Post-it notes rearranged into a crude map of the campground. Raccoon pawprint circled in red ink at the "X".
Log #432 – South Fence Line
Report by Agent Ember
Fence breached in three places. Raccoons filmed carrying small tool kit. Security feed ends abruptly at 2:06 am.
Log #433 – Chapel Basement
Report by Agent Wren
Storage bins raided. Discarded items spell: "WE KNOW" in loose batteries.
Log #434 – EDR Trash Bin
Report by Agent Pines
Raccoons witnessed sorting trash by color and type. Recyclables placed in correct bins. Non-recyclables left in a smiley face.
Log #435 – Kitchen Pantry
Report by Agent Drift
Entire box of pancake mix missing. Found empty box in trees with message: "MORE SYRUP" written in syrup.
Log #436 – Observation Tower
Report by Agent Ember
Binoculars smeared with jelly. All snack bars missing. Top rail engraved: "TOO SLOW".
Log #437 – Rec Room Couch
Report by Agent Wren
Cushions flipped. Popcorn trail leads to crawlspace. Final kernel arranged on floor spells: "FIND US".
Log #438 – Field Manual Locker
Report by Agent Pines
Manual found heavily annotated in what appears to be raccoon script. Page 37 missing.
Log #439 – North Gate
Report by Agent Drift
Raccoon dragged orange traffic cone 50 feet up the road. Camera footage ends with cone pointed at lens.
Log #440 – Cafeteria Freezer
Report by Agent Ember
All frozen peas stacked into pyramid. Single pawprint on ice. Note stuck to door: "GREEN CODE".
Log #441 – Infirmary Supply
Report by Agent Wren
Bandages chewed, replaced by neatly folded napkins. Only clue: "NICE WORK, DOC".
Log #442 – Chapel Bell Rope
Report by Agent Pines
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Log #443 – Lost & Found
Report by Agent Drift
Unclaimed mitten filled with candy wrappers and two acorns. Handwritten note inside: NOT LOST.
Log #444 – Power Shed
Report by Agent Ember
Main breaker tripped. Circuit labeled “Cache Defense” gnawed through. Raccoon tail fur caught on switch.
Log #445 – Rec Hall Vending Machine
Report by Agent Wren
Raccoon locked inside, eating only salted peanuts. Glass cleaned from inside. Display flashed: TRY AGAIN.
Log #446 – South Storage
Report by Agent Pines
All sleeping bags unzipped and re-zipped in pairs. Muddy paw prints on every pillow. Smells like grape soda.
Log #447 – EDR Snack Fridge
Report by Agent Drift
Mini-yogurts punctured but unopened. Raccoon teeth marks confirmed. Fridge rearranged by expiration date.
Log #448 – Tool Shed
Report by Agent Ember
All wrenches covered in honey. Small, muddy pawprint on the bolt cutters. Note taped to wall: CLOSE ENOUGH.
Log #449 – North Generator
Report by Agent Wren
Generator tampered with. Emergency backup battery replaced with a rock painted “+”.
Log #450 – Canteen Supply Closet
Report by Agent Pines
Five bags of marshmallows missing. Empty wrappers spell “WE FEAST” in the dust.
Log #451 – Admin Mailbox
Report by Agent Drift
Received an acorn labeled “TOP SECRET”. Envelope sealed with a sticky pawprint.
Log #452 – South Gate
Report by Agent Ember
Gate propped open with a pinecone. Chalk arrow on the ground points west. Trail cam footage corrupted.
Log #453 – Laundry Room
Report by Agent Wren
All socks missing except left ones. Single note found: YOU’LL NEVER FIND THEM.
Log #454 – Maintenance Cart
Report by Agent Pines
Cart covered in sticky notes—every note reads: NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
Log #455 – Main Gate
Report by Agent Drift
Raccoons attempted to pick lock with a popsicle stick. Surveillance audio: “Shh! He’s coming.”
Log #456 – Mess Hall Pantry
Report by Agent Ember
Cans stacked in shape of a raccoon face. Center can contains single green grape. Date-stamp altered to “FOREVER”.
Log #457 – East Perimeter
Report by Agent Wren
Raccoon-shaped snow angels discovered after late spring storm. Sunflower seeds at each “paw”.
Log #458 – Raccoon HQ?
Report by Agent Pines
GPS tracker pinged for 14 hours in the same hollow log. When checked, only a pinecone and a single peanut.
Log #459 – Chapel Nave
Report by Agent Drift
Hymnal pages chewed to form “secret” tunnel between pews. Sounded like giggling heard after hours.
Log #460 – Parking Lot
Report by Agent Ember
All windshield wipers set straight up. Pawprints vanish at edge of curb. One wiper missing, presumed stolen.
Log #461 – Kitchen Door
Report by Agent Wren
Red sticky substance smeared on doorknob. DNA test: 95% strawberry jam, 5% unknown.
Log #462 – Chapel Balcony
Report by Agent Pines
Pile of acorns found in the offertory plate. Several have initials carved: RS-13.
Log #463 – South Fire Ring
Report by Agent Drift
Charred sticks arranged in runic shapes. Raccoon observed dancing in the ashes at midnight.
Log #464 – Equipment Closet
Report by Agent Ember
All flashlights switched to “red” mode. Chewed battery cover left behind.
Log #465 – Archives Room
Report by Agent Wren
Historical photograph of raccoons from 1982 glued into operations manual, page 77. Caption: “WE NEVER LEFT”.
Log #466 – Rec Room TV
Report by Agent Pines
TV left on static. Pawprint pressed into screen dust. Remote control found inside cereal box.
Log #467 – North Dock
Report by Agent Drift
Paddle boat unmoored and adrift. Pawprints and cracker crumbs on the seat. Boat nameplate altered: “SS RA-COON”.
Log #468 – Hallway Clock
Report by Agent Ember
Clock set 17 minutes fast. “IT’S TIME” scrawled in peanut butter under battery flap.
Log #469 – West Storage Shed
Report by Agent Wren
Hammock chewed free and dragged outside. Video review: Raccoons using it as a swing set.
Log #470 – Laundry Room Vents
Report by Agent Pines
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Log #470 – Laundry Room Vents
Report by Agent Pines
Vent covers removed and stacked to spell “VENTED”. Dryer sheet trail leads outside.
Log #471 – Main Office Keyboard
Report by Agent Drift
All keys rearranged in alphabetical order. Pawprint in dust on spacebar.
Log #472 – Bulletin Board
Report by Agent Ember
All announcements replaced with acorn “art”. Only readable text: SOON.
Log #473 – West Gate
Report by Agent Wren
Raccoons seen swapping gate padlock with combination bike lock. Combination unknown.
Log #474 – Cafeteria Line
Report by Agent Pines
Raccoons cut in line during taco night. Security footage erased. Guacamole missing.
Log #475 – Canoe Rack
Report by Agent Drift
One canoe filled with pinecones and shiny rocks. Paddle covered in bite marks.
Log #476 – Archive Safe
Report by Agent Ember
Safe found open and empty except for a single feather and note: TRY HARDER.
Log #477 – Woodshed
Report by Agent Wren
Firewood stacked in checkerboard pattern. Raccoon tail poking from bottom row; vanished on approach.
Log #478 – Lost & Found
Report by Agent Pines
Found collection of mismatched keys, each tagged with a drawing of a raccoon mask.
Log #479 – Kitchen Cupboard
Report by Agent Drift
All spices swapped for glitter. Cinnamon jar labeled: RACCOON DUST.
Log #480 – Chapel Altar
Report by Agent Ember
Pile of sunflower seed shells arranged in a spiral. Raccoon pawprint in wax drippings.
Log #481 – Rec Hall Projector
Report by Agent Wren
Slide tray filled with hand-drawn cartoons of agents with raccoon tails. Projector jammed with peanut butter.
Log #482 – North Gate
Report by Agent Pines
“NO HUMANS ALLOWED” scratched in dirt. Agents report faint chittering laughter at midnight.
Log #483 – Canteen Window
Report by Agent Drift
Pawprints lead up wall, across glass, and disappear. Window cleaned spotless except for “HI” in the condensation.
Log #484 – Mailroom
Report by Agent Ember
Mailbags emptied and refilled with pine needles. Parcel stamped: RETURN TO SENDER.
Log #485 – Kitchen Sink
Report by Agent Wren
Spoon balanced perfectly on faucet handle. All dish soap replaced with mysterious clear liquid.
Log #486 – Trailhead Sign
Report by Agent Pines
Sign altered to read: “TRAIL CLOSED FOR RACCOON BUSINESS”. No witnesses.
Log #487 – Storage Loft
Report by Agent Drift
Sleeping bag dragged up ladder, filled with marshmallow fluff and acorns. Scent of maple syrup detected.
Log #488 – Trash Bin 7
Report by Agent Ember
Trash separated into three precise piles: snack wrappers, tin foil, and forbidden bananas.
Log #489 – Lodge Fireplace
Report by Agent Wren
Fireplace blocked by expertly stacked firewood fort. “NO HUMANS” banner in marker. Banner spelled backwards.
Log #490 – Bunkhouse Mirror
Report by Agent Pines
Message in condensation: WE SEE ALL. Mirror frame gnawed.
Log #491 – Snack Stash
Report by Agent Drift
Stolen crackers found under the porch. Tiny pawprints lead to drainage culvert marked “VIP ONLY”.
Log #492 – North Woods
Report by Agent Ember
Pawprint trails form concentric circles. Center marked by a single, uncracked walnut.
Log #493 – Hall Closet
Report by Agent Wren
All cleaning supplies replaced by one roll of duct tape. Raccoon-sized hole chewed in drywall behind mop bucket.
Log #494 – Chapel Pews
Report by Agent Pines
Pew cushions shredded. Loose thread woven into “WHO WATCHES YOU” and a crude raccoon face.
Log #495 – Dining Hall Table
Report by Agent Drift
Centerpiece replaced with pinecone pyramid. “RESERVED FOR THE SYNDICATE” scrawled underneath.
Log #496 – Coffee Pot
Report by Agent Ember
Entire pot brewed with Cheetos. Smell lingers for three days. Filter basket missing.
Log #497 – Lost Cache #2
Report by Agent Wren
Cache contents swapped for pinecones and rubber bands. Original contents unrecovered. Note: TRY AGAIN.
Log #498 – Sound Booth
Report by Agent Pines
All dials set to max. Feedback loop caught on tape: chittering followed by the words “WE HEAR YOU”.
Log #499 – Hidden Tunnel 7
Entry incomplete.
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